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January 11, 2010

sexbot

At the annual sex convention (no, I'm not there) in Vegas, Roxxy the sexbot has been introduced to our fabulously sexy world.

Hi Roxxxy!

For 7 to 9K you too can own this programmable orgasm machine. She has five distinct personalities to select from and can be done up to meet all your fetish needs. A proud owner also subscribes to a service for monthly 'customisation' updates.

It's only a matter of time before some poor soul gets electrocuted by Roxxxy. Many will blame him exclusively while others will find empathy for his situation. Some will target the manufacturererer. Others will pontificate about the sad state of affairs, when a man chooses to make love with a robot in a fabulously sexy world with endless sexy possibilities. Comedians will show no mercy. There will be 15 minutes of blab scrolling, trolling at the bottom of the screen, a ticker tape extravaganza. Maybe, somehow, someway Roxxxy might get turned on by all of this attention. This digital love. Perhaps she simply planned it this way.

What the hell is that third input for btw?

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