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the travails (and tall tales) of el Craplastico

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Location: U.S. Outlying Islands

I am a goat-fish.

July 22, 2009

vanishing act

about to practice my escape plan. already on island time. time travel tonight. today to live out the preparations. the escape will be well executed indeed.

July 19, 2009

mom's fortune cookie says...


The Boss says...

The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance powerdrive

can I get a fuckyeah?

July 18, 2009

peloton

What a powerful, classy word which infers delightfully average performance.


I like the way it sounds; peloton, peloton, peloton, PELOTON!

July 17, 2009

extraordinary visitor

Last summer I recall a dragonfly that would buzz around the yard after lunch. The children loved playing chase games with it. These days the dragonfly is back! Curious, I checked to see what the lifespan of a dragonfly is. Some say they can live several years. It's plausible this dragonfly is indeed the same one but I thought that unlikely in a world that is sometimes dangerous and harsh.

I was imagining it to be some offspring whose genetic code has been mutated, through pleasure, to come and play chase with the children when the summer wind blows. I like this conclusion better.

I was the only one who knew, or thought about this til now.

July 16, 2009

down with code:



If I say 'swell' I probably don't mean it!

July 14, 2009

cruel date?

Damn...I always hate when the B2S nonsense starts up. Just started seeing the circulars in sundays paper and sure enough the commercials have started too. I remember what a drag this was when I was a kid but even now, as a teacher 10 years in...and one who works summer school to boot, I just can't even stand it!

Let us all enjoy summer without the reminders of fall, ok? Let us institute a cruel date when stores can bombard us with their great deals....howabout August 15th? Assholes!

July 12, 2009

timeout?

Too, too much tv this month. Think I'm officially over it! Think I've broken through my teevee addiction. Only time will tell though. What I know for sure is that I leave this house sit on Monday night and thankfully the cable is staying behind!

Watched a particularly horrific show on the History channel this AM about the impending apocalypse slated for December 21st 2012 at 11:11AM (winter solstice) This was my first time hearing about the 'doomsdate' but apparently there is a massive hype machine forecasting this event complete with dedicated web sites and even merchandising. Don't you want a t-shirt or coffee mug or a teddy bear that reminds you about your last day on earth?

Apparently, from what I can gather, 12/21/2012:
represents an extremely close conjunction of the Winter Solstice Sun with the crossing point of the Galactic Equator (Equator of the Milky Way) and the Ecliptic (path of the Sun), what that ancient Maya recognized as the Sacred Tree. This is an event that has been coming to resonance very slowly over thousands and thousands of years. It will come to resolution (supposedly) at exactly 11:11 am GMT.

Some believe it's the end of the Mayan calendar and others say this is supported by the I Ching. Various civilizations throughout recorded history point to this as an ending of some sort. Wow!

Ya, this knowledge sure taps into my fatalistic notions about time. Honestly though, i have feelings of peace rather than fear as I try to comprehend some sort of end...be it mine or ours together. First off, if this is a galactic happening there is surely nothing we could do to stop it. Shifting of the planets is beyond control and really we are all just along for the ride anyway. What a fun/silly/scary/beautiful/horrifying ride its been!

Secondly, if it really is our last 1,258 days and we are all going down with the ship together....that's kind of awesome/stunning/beautiful! I would love for us to all die together!! We don't do many things together as earth citizens. Maybe celebrating the olympics and New Year's are the couple things I can think of.(awww, shit new years can't count! what about the Jews and Chinese and anybody else with their own calendar?) Arriving to the end will surely be chaotic and include plenty of suffering, much garmonbozia...but should also help us appreciate the miracle of life in a reflective way that creates macro-awareness/appreciation. I would be ready for this!

Third and final, if humanity is truly terminal then the way we live our lives in these last days take on new meanings. Some of us will make the most of it and live out our wildest dreams and fantasies. Some of us will be locked in our fear and go mad because of it. Others of us will ignore it all together.

Personally, I might not get those wisdom teeth removed...perhaps I will plan my cross country bike adventure sooner than later. Maybe I will be brave enough to say yes to today rather than give attention to the question marks of tomorrow. Carpe diem is something to meditate upon but with a final chapter just ahead it would surely become an ethic for us people who have something left to do to live by without hesitation.

The end kind of turns me on...ain't it strange? Better go outside now and play.

July 06, 2009

appreciate


...the moonshine!

July 04, 2009

Game Over by PES

believe it!

Yoda says...


Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.