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the travails (and tall tales) of el Craplastico

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I am a goat-fish.

January 29, 2008

The genius of Brady Barr


















β€œI have long believed that hippo sweat can provide breakthroughs in waterproof sunblock and antiseptics,” said Barr. β€œIt works for them in some of the harshest environments in the world; it could work for us. But extracting it did not prove to be as easy as we hoped.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECNxBhkS6jw

January 26, 2008

January 25, 2008

January 24, 2008

Not on my list was the idea of playing a lot of digital poker but I must admit that I've been filling some of the free hours with the pursuit of spending play money on fake bullets and busts. Not tonight though. They closed all of the "free $$$" players out of the pokerroom I frequent for the entire weekend. Like Obi Wan and congress, the pokeroom is summoning me to re-evaluate my life....encouraging me to go out and do something different with my time. The pokerroom has refused me and now I get to go live.

I'm starting to be able to discern the stupid, monkeyminded things that distract me but I am still deciding what to do with that good knowledge.

I'm up $87,282 btw

I know about whitey on the moon.....


....and even the spiders, but how the hell did Bigfoot make it to Mars!?!