Apparently these stupid cartoon network advertisements shut down the city of Boston this morning....who is the ad wizzard who came up with that one?

......the humanity!

"The military's new weapon is a ray gun that shoots a beam that makes people feel as if they will catch fire. The technology is supposed to be harmless — a non-lethal way to get enemies to drop their weapons. Military officials say it could save the lives of innocent civilians and service members in places like Iraq and Afghanistan."

Can you imagine the sad bastard they tested this thing out on?

Elephant Rage

freaking crackhead republicans......they're everywhere!

"A brazen hijacking, committed by a herd of elephants on a road through an eastern Thailand wildlife reserve, has officials considering the closure of the highway, at least at night.

Yoo Senatham, chief of the Khao Ang Rue Nai Wildlife Sanctuary in Chachoengsao province, said that a herd of about 20 pachyderms blocked the road and overturned many of the 10 trucks that were forced to stop.

Loads of sugarcane and tapioca spilled onto the roadway, where the larger elephants and their young gorged on the pilfered goods. He believes the elephants may have been encouraged to hijack the tasty cargo by the many passers-by who throw sugarcane and tapioca to them."