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the travails (and tall tales) of el Craplastico

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I am a goat-fish.

May 31, 2006

May 22, 2006

Jawa Haiku


tatooine glow rat
skittish sand dweller with gun
pernicious disorder

May 21, 2006

Did I kill Barbaro?


just last week I was standing in the shit watching Chief and I thought about the magnificence of horse anatomy, How insane it is to have such a powerful, strong, dynamic body carried on cannons (10) sometimes the size of a baseball bat.

I feel like I sent a telekenetic vibration screaming through the universe that rippled just a bit too far yesterday.

NYTimes pg.21


Operation Iraqi Freedom has cost us $439 billion so far.
a group found at sensiblepriorities.org printed a full page ad calling for d-Rum's immediate dismissal.

May 19, 2006


the grayscale is the mood

May 18, 2006

May 15, 2006

The Un-Civil War


G-Dub's domestic agenda now includes the use of the national guard to patrol the southern border.

There is a petition to the San Bernardino City Council to pass the "Illegal Immigration Relief Act", which:
Stops taxpayer funded day laborer centers
Seizes vehicles of those who hire day laborers
Punishes businesses that aid and abet illegal aliens
Prohibits renting/leasing to illegal aliens
Establishes an "English-only" policy

The Congress is still wrassalin over other immigrant legislation.

This race war, fueled by hatred, is about to explode.

May 11, 2006

Healing


Been a week since I've thrown. Fell over on top of myself on saturday as I tripped over a stick....bent me fingers back. That's what I get for bitchin about the greatest course in the world (or at least in my town).

I'm fine and probably could have thrown today but I didn't. I'll get back slowly. It's kind of like a new beginning when you come back from injury. Perhaps my mental reps during this hiatus will propel me to the next level of my game.

May 05, 2006

Dude, Where's My Course?



Hadn't been to De La in a week or so. Got there this morning and the place is trashed. The kiosk crashed down. Spray painted rings around the perimeter of each basket. Random spray painting marks elsewhere. What the fuck?

The park hosted an amateur tourney last weekend and will host a masters next weekend. I guess this is what happens when big events hit our beautiful course. Is it worth it?

May 04, 2006